Plant Humor

One of the most popular ones are the tulip jokes.

Plant humor. Welcome to plant humor this is a new humor website. Some of these quotes about plants i have seen imprinted on pots at stores. Admittedly i m a crazy plant lady. When it comes to finding funny plant jokes we re doing just vine.

Take a picture and share your green thumb with the world. See more ideas about garden quotes garden garden signs. If you re a sap for plant puns you re in the right place. Flower jokes and puns about tulips etc.

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows doug larson. Enjoy these funny flower jokes and puns. Some of them don t even wait to die they commit suicide jerry seinfeld. Leave it in the comments.

So of course i had to come up with a list of funny plant quotes and garden quotes for my letter boards and my chalkboards. Tending to a garden requires patience and attention. Featuring short garden sayings and quotes embossed on related images. Puns are great way to plant a smile on your friends and family s faces.

They won t live for me. Gifting plants to your friends and loved ones is also more fun when they re accompanied by a witty card with a pun picked just for them. Plant a smile on your followers faces when you pair that garden photo with a funny pun. They will make you and your kids laugh.

21 jokes about plants that will make you love and fear them goes to store to buy a pot and walks out with 20 different plants by anna borges. If you ve been following along for a while you know i ve become my mother. Plants only grow because someone spent effort on them. Apr 2 2020 funny and cute quotes garden folks are likely to enjoy.

Welcome to plant humor this is a new humor website. Unsplash meiying ng do you have a funny plant pun. Tulips i have no plants in my house. Why did the horse go behind the tree.

Everyone has these on their face. Greeting cards and birthday texts are always better when you stick in a fun pun or two.